IT IS THE WPAFW BITCHES! ONLY THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR. WHY HAVE YOU NOT SIGNED UP. PREREG MOTHERFUCKERS.
I MEAN ODIN'S TITS MAN! THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING RAFFLE HOSTED BY A HUGE MOTHERFUCKER DRESSED IN ORANGE RAISING MONEY FOR AWESOME LAND SHARKS! SOME MAY HAVE LASERS ON THEIR FUCKING HEADS.
WE HAVE ACTIVITIES TOO. NOT LIKE THOSE PUSSY ASS ACTIVITIES EVERYONE ELSE DOES LIKE DWARF TOSSING AND PROJECTILE SWEATING ON PUPPIES! WE HAVE A DRUM CIRCLE! THATS RIGHT YOU CAN BEAT OUT YOUR FRUSTTRATIONS AT YOUR MEANINGLESS LIFE ON DRUMS MADE FROM FLESH! * **
CHARITY POKER! YUP YOU YEASTY COD PIECES! GAMBLE ON THE INNOCENT LIVES OF LANDSHARKS! I MEAN FOR THE LIVES OF INNOCENT LAND SHARKS.... I MEAN TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE LAND SHARKS WHO MAY NOT BE SO INNOCENT. OF BEING FUCKING ADORABLE!
AND FOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD SHOVE YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE WITH PIE. SO MUCH PIE AND FOOD YOU WILL EAT TIL YOU EXPLODE. AND FUCK IT IS NOT THE RAMEN AND SHOE BROTH SO MANY OF YOU LIVE ON ALREADY.
NOT GET YOUR NOTACON ON BITCHES!
* cruelty free skins. at least the skins are free from being treated cruelly. you know until you start beating out your heathen mating calls on them
** Also our drums are guaranteed to be not made from puppies and kittens. not guaranteed to be from the skins of sweat shop worker children.