POLL: Ucenomib ta ciy zapehos lom megun ehodo cita upeter?
Well, this doesn't seem to be any sort of cryptogram, anagram, or foreign language that I can tell, and that's ignoring spaces when trying to solve as a puzzle. So...I have to go with Zero on this one: Whaaaa????
He is speaking tongues! er he is typing in tongues! I need a an old and a young... Wait that won't work on Leopards.
I need an old leopard, a young cheetah, a car battery, four cases of beer, two wolverines and a pair of jumper cables.
Don't worry Giza were here to help you out. 
I got bored and used a random gibberish generator. 
On a related note, I'm open to suggestions for other polls!
Aha! That explains my difficulty in translating it! I prefer this gibberish, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
Uh what?
Zero, AKA Kid Atlas!