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POLL: How long could you survive chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor?

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Sun, 2011-09-25 02:32 - Giza (Douglas Muth) Member since: Nov 8, 2005
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Sun, 2011-09-25 02:33 - Giza (Douglas Muth) Member since: Nov 8, 2005
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For those who don't understand what this is about:

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/velociraptor_bed

 

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Sun, 2011-09-25 02:41 - Sage Firefox (Paiger) Member since: Aug 20, 2010
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My result said 54 seconds.  I'm not sure why I'd be chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, but at least I'd survive for almost a minute.  Generic smiley face

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Sun, 2011-09-25 05:19 - Zelda (the Dragon with Matches) Member since: Jul 2, 2010
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Hm, my result said 66 seconds, but I don't think they realized I am a full grown dragon. I PITY THAT POOR LIL VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!

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Sun, 2011-09-25 10:18 - Oblong Pomegranate (Ferric) Member since: Jan 3, 2011
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Depends on how kinky the raptor's gonna be.... *grins*

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Sun, 2011-09-25 11:32 - Batty Kalak (Kalak) Member since: Jun 21, 2011
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I min 35 Sec here, that raptors gonna be feeling it

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Sun, 2011-09-25 12:25 - inugirl731 (inu) Member since: Sep 1, 2010
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technically got 76 seconds but 75 was close enough

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Sun, 2011-09-25 15:05 - Forzii (Forzii) Member since: May 14, 2010
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Aren't they supposed to be fairly small and hunt in packs? Plus, they wouldn't know how to deal with a chain. I could be wrong about this particular dinosaur but.. it's possible most humans could take em.

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Sun, 2011-09-25 15:45 - Deetz_Meerkat (Deetz_Meerkat) Member since: Aug 6, 2010
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Hey, Forzii:

 

Anyways I got 76 seconds. HooYah!

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Sun, 2011-09-25 16:13 - Forzii (Forzii) Member since: May 14, 2010
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If i remember right i got 66 seconds but.. huh? what's the picture supposed to mean?

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Mon, 2011-09-26 17:34 - hitorione (The German) Member since: Jun 23, 2010
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The picture means "its a raptor chained to a bunk bed logic no longer applies"

 

Woot 66 seconds just enoutgh time to call my mom and say good by or eat some toast.....im eating the toast F-mom

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Id rather be "doing it wrong" then not doing it at all.

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Mon, 2011-09-26 17:50 - Zelda (the Dragon with Matches) Member since: Jul 2, 2010
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ROTFL at Oblong Pomegranate's reply.... I never thought of it THAT way! Laughing out loud

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Mon, 2011-09-26 19:07 - Arc Flash (Arc Flash (Jason)) Member since: Feb 1, 2011
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I'd last 60 seconds. How'd I get chained to the bed with a velociraptor anyway?

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Tue, 2011-09-27 18:43 - Giza (Douglas Muth) Member since: Nov 8, 2005
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How'd I get chained to the bed with a velociraptor anyway?

By losing The Game.

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Mon, 2011-09-26 21:34 - Kivo (Kivo) Member since: Feb 14, 2011
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I think I would last 60 seconds.. but  I would give the Raptor a wicked bellyache

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Tue, 2011-09-27 08:47 - Malcolm the Bear (Malcolm the Bear) Member since: Jan 12, 2011
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I got 64 seconds.

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Thu, 2011-10-06 05:53 - zippy kitty (zippy kitty) Member since: Jun 27, 2010
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I could survive for 1 minute, 31 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor! - What about you

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Thu, 2011-10-06 13:02 - inugirl731 (inu) Member since: Sep 1, 2010
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thats just because youre badass zippy, and i know youd kill the velociraptor

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Thu, 2011-10-06 14:26 - zippy kitty (zippy kitty) Member since: Jun 27, 2010
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:knights:  lolz its true

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