Conversation w/ roommate
Frank: Hey dude, I just made tomato soup with evaporated milk.
Me: Oookay. Why did you do that?
Frank: I didn't mean to! It was in a pitcher, I thought it was milk.
Me: That's going to be really sweet soup.
Me: No, I mean...canned milk is sweetened.
Frank: (laughs) I know.
Me: I meant to go pick some milk up today but all my cloths are in the laundry so I didn't have clean pants and I refuse to shop in pajamas. (we don't have a dryer)
Frank: You should have told me, I would have bought some.
Me: (laughing) Pants?
Frank: (laughs too) No! Milk, why would I buy you pants?